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Old 03-12-2012, 03:48 PM  
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Hope you have a great day!!!!!!








I know some of you will not understand this message, but I bet you know someone who might.



I came across this phrase yesterday. 'FENDER SKIRTS.'

















A term I haven't heard in a long time, and thinking about 'fender skirts' started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice like 'curb feelers.'















And 'steering knobs.' (AKA) 'suicide knob,' 'neckers knobs.'
















Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first.

Any kids will probably have to find some older person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you.

Remember 'Continental kits?' They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental.
















When did we quit calling them'emergency brakes?' At some point 'parking brake' became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with 'emergency brake.'
















I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the 'foot feed.' Many today do not even know what a clutch is or that the dimmer switch used to be on the floor.
















Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the'running board'up to the house?
















Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore - 'store-bought.' Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of candy.














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'Coast to coast' is a phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the term 'world wide' for granted. This floors me.













On a smaller scale, 'wall-to-wall' was once a magical term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.
















When was the last time you heard the quaint phrase 'in a family way ?' It's hard to imagine that the word 'pregnant' was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in polite company, so we had all that talk about stork visits and 'being in a family way' or simply 'expecting.'

Apparently 'brassiere' is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just 'bra' now. 'Unmentionables' probably wouldn't be understood at all.

I always loved going to the 'picture show,' but I considered 'movie' an affectation.
















Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure '60s word I came across the other day 'rat fink.' Ooh, what a nasty put-down!
















Here's a word I miss -'percolator.' That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced with 'Coffee maker.' How dull... Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.





















I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like 'DynaFlow'and'Electrolux.' Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with'SpectraVision!'




























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Scots song..........


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Old 03-16-2012, 06:26 AM  
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Alabama Declares War on the USA

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile , and I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are officially declaring war on y'all!"


"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"


Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have to call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. “Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.


"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s farm tractor."


President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."


Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. “President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed that many prisoners."

SOUTHERN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN.






If you are a REAL Southerner, you won't even need to be told to pass this on!












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An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars! '

'That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
'Why does it cost so much?'

'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!'

Just then the light changes,
So the doctor decides to show
The old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator
And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him,
He sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and passes the Moped at 275 mph
And he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy.
He floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,

'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'.
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LOVE IS BLIND..........
This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto:



He was married to --- this woman.





Her name is Cibele Dorsa.



She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria's Secret, and Playboy model.




He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:



These two are very happily married right now.




Some people argue that love is blind.


This story clearly proves it...


It proves that men are capable of real love;

truly seeing a person’s inner beauty,

not basing their decisions solely on looks.


Oh, by the way...
The new girl is Athina Onassis.


She's worth 12 billion dollars.


Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?






Old Chinese Proverb

Confucius say,"If you are in a book store
and cannot findthe book
for which you search,
you are obviouslyin the.....
.




No, no. No need to thank me. Just pass it along





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LOVE IS BLIND..........
This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto:



He was married to --- this woman.





Her name is Cibele Dorsa.



She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria's Secret, and Playboy model.




He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:



These two are very happily married right now.




Some people argue that love is blind.


This story clearly proves it...


It proves that men are capable of real love;

truly seeing a person?s inner beauty,

not basing their decisions solely on looks.


Oh, by the way...
The new girl is Athina Onassis.


She's worth 12 billion dollars.


Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?






Old Chinese Proverb

Confucius say,"If you are in a book store
and cannot findthe book
for which you search,
you are obviouslyin the.....
.




No, no. No need to thank me. Just pass it along





For some reason your pics are not posting. Just FYI.
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For some reason your pics are not posting. Just FYI.

.........I just "copy and paste" them from the e-mails I receive...
they are viewable to me when posted, so don't know what
happens to them...............
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