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Old 08-16-2012, 02:56 PM  
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A hilarious video you definitely want to watch.......this guy has to be very strong .....

http://biggeekdad.com/


The Jovers
http://biggeekdad.com/2012/05/the-jovers/

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The Jovers


The Jovers were a husband and wife funny vaudeville-style act that is wonderfully entertaining as it’s witty and Fe Jover’s laugh is contagious.
In this clip they are performing live at the MGM in Reno in 1980.
Fe is now 83 and lives with her daughter as her husband passed away a short time ago.
Please share this video to help make it go Viral so Fe will know how many people are still enjoying their wonderful performance.
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The Train Is Coming

http://biggeekdad.com/2012/08/the-train-is-coming/


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These people trying to help move a car off the railroad tracks are surprised to look up and see that the train is coming towards them. The look of initial panic on their faces is priceless as they have been alerted by the trains horn. I admire the effort to move the car even after they think a train is approaching cause if it were me I’d be running as fast as I could.
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This will keep you busy for a "spell".....
Circle The Cat Game :: Original
http://www.seenandshared.com/circle-the-cat.htm



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Old 08-21-2012, 08:12 AM  
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FW: The "Car Keys"

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself
a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in
the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I
came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I
had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always
call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but
then I heard her voice.
"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get
me."

She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
stolen your car."

Yep it's the golden years.
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Story of a goose who befriends a retired man in the park.

http://www.wimp.com/gooseman/

Be sure to click the "Next" at top right for more entertaining videos.......


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'MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE!' . . . The Price of Honesty!



A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women ahead of them is hitting from the ladies' tee.



The ladies are taking their time.



When the last lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet.



Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.



Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.



She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f*****g lessons I took over the winter didn't help."



One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it... you should have taken golf lessons instead!"



He never even had a chance to duck. He was 63.......
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:52 AM  
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Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS
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They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.




PHOTOCOPIERS
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These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.




TIRES
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Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



HOT AIR BALLOONS
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Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.



SPONGES
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These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS
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Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS
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Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTECONTROL
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Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.



New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.

http://www.abundance-and-happiness.com/humor-new-womens-only-parking-lot.html

















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PUBLIC TOILET

This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston
.... From the outside:
(scroll down.)







Now that you've seen the outside view,
Take a look at the inside view...







It's

Made entirely of one-way glass!
No one can

See you from the outside,

But when you are inside

it's like sitting in a clear
Glass box!



Now would you...
COULD YOU....???


NEXT

--

A
PAINTED BATHROOM
FLOOR!!!



Tenth floor of a hi-rise building.........


IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ..
AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM....

You open the door....
NOW, REMEMBER

THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!



IT TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY......


DOESN'T IT?

Scroll

Sloooooooowly.


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Would this mess up your mind???
Would you be able to walk
Into this bathroom???

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FINALLY!!

THIS IS A CEILING MURAL......


IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.






Please

Share with friends with a sense of

Humor.


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