Your Library

[Austin]

Originally Posted by RiponredTJ

I'm with you there. I never expect any of the books I lend out back, and I'm happy to pass them on. It frees up space for newer acquisitions.

Agreed. I also snag copies of classics to give away when I talk about them.

"I haven't read that."

"Why not?"

"I don't have a... oh thanks for that.".

[RiponredTJ]

I'm out of shelf space!
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[Austin]

My Wife won't let me do that.

She's all "No, go mess up your office at work." which I then do.

Then I hear from my Boss, "Don't you have a home?" to which I respond

"Clarify you and home.".

[RiponredTJ]

My wife's not crazy about it either, but she has three cats that give me nothing but grief. Among other annoyances they shed hair all over my books.

So my wife and I have come to the agreement that she will stop mentioning the books and vacuum up the cat hair, and I will let the cats live.

[Austin]

Seems like a fair trade.