Everybody is the best driver in the world and the best at love. But when you look at the accident and divorce rates, SOMEBODY's not telling the truth!
People always get PO'd at me because I always try to do the speed limits. They cut me off, flip the bird, many express their sexual desires to me while driving. There used to be a speed trap when I drove 86 miles one way to work, pulling into town. I had already found out that these cops meant 45 and you better not even roll 46. People would come around me, cut me off and even toss crap at me, but I would see them down around the corner when the Metro PD had them lit up on the side of the road. I would come puttin by @ 45 mph on the NOSE with a SMERK on my face.
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Phewy!
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