Attention: Employers of La Plata County
Greetings employers and job creators of La Plata county and the greater Durango area. I'm glad you've taken the time to open and read this thread. Starting 1 March 2012 you have the amazing opportunity to hire me, ZonaJeep, as your next employee of the century.
Let's dive into the good stuff:
-Soon to be honorably discharged vet, which right off the bat earns you a tax credit for hiring me long-term.
-Depending on my disability rating, you may earn additional tax credits for bringing me on.
-I'm not physically disabled in anyway, can lift things I probably shouldn't, and don't need cigarette breaks!
-I have no ball and chain or rugrats, you never have to worry about me calling in because I'm sick because I will show up anyway and still rock and roll unless you tell me to go home.
-I can work anytime! Nights, weekends, religious holidays, you name it. After being deployed I can say that days off are over rated! See, there is that veteran experience and work ethic you are seeking right there.
-Reliable transportation! I have a 2dr JK Rubicon, it will take a biblical flood to keep me from getting to work on time... and that's just until I can afford a snorkel. I also have a silky smooth driving record and have previously held a chauffer license in the state of Michigan. Four wheels, two wheels or no wheels at all- I've operated it.
-Computer literate, I've spent nearly the last three years working for a two star general, I know my way around MS office.
-Basic mechanic skills, I am a jack of most trades, and I pick things up quick if shown the right way the first time. Even then, I'm a pretty good problem solver, booya.
-I can do any kind of physical labor, indoors or out, regardless of weather conditions... or I can make/save you a pile of cash hanging out at a desk shuffling papers.
-Need someone with management experience? Look no further, I'm an NCO and have been since age 20, I can train and manage people like a boss.
Now let's explore what you will need hire this Jeeper, Vet and all around good guy:
***40+ hours a week guaranteed.
***Pay enough to cover a small mortgage, basic utilities, basic bills and about a case of quality beer a month.(I'm debt free at the moment, and have awesome credit, no bill collectors knocking on your door because of this guy!)
***Benefits do not matter to me! If you offer, great, but I am young, healthy and have my own retirement plan. See, I'm already saving you money!
PM me if you'd like to make this happen, because I sure do. References/Resume available upon request.