Ha! Sounds like me when I moved to Mass many years ago. I used to ask where "Worcester" was...... after a lot of laughs, I finally found out where "Wooh-Stah" was.....
i had a crew who thought he was up on the pronounciation of towns, then he started talking about "new CAN n nan" we were all kinds of confused until we realized he was talking about "new KAYnn"
CT isn't too bad. Try The Peoples' Democratic Republic of Tax-achussetts, some towns are wicked tough to decipher:
Worcester: WOO-stah
Leominister: LEM-inster
Quincy: kw-IN-zee
Barnstable: BAHN-stabble
Sandwich: SAM-ich
Gloucester: GLOSS-tah
Peabody: PEA-buhdee
Billerica: bill-RICK-ah or BRICK-ah, I kid you not...
And the list goes on...
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There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot.
Also don't pronounce Berlin like the German capital. Its BER.lin.
Coventry is CAH.ven.tree (not CUH.ven.tree... although i've heard that more and more)
Hebron is HEE.bren
Lebanon is LEB.i.nin
But yes, MA is worse. Ie WOOstah (or WOOster to us Connecticans)
Then there's PEAb'dy, but at the same time you can recognize a tourist in Eastham if they pronounce it EAST'm (its EastHAM)