I am not so sure that this qualifies as Crazy but maybe just funny....
I went out to dinner with my new "friend" (man I recently met and have been dating for about 3 weeks) and his sister and her husband and their daughter and her boyfriend.......well when it was my turn to order my dinner, I turned to the waiter and said :
" I would like the SIX INCH ....and paused , it was almost as if I had a brain freeze...." and of course everyone at the table immediately burst out into laughter. My face immediately turned a dark shade of RED and I desperately tried to quickly correct myself by saying: " I mean the 6 ounce Sirloin, 6 OUNCE..." I felt like if I repeated it again, it would erase what I had said just 10 seconds earlier....
Needless to say everyone was still laughing and making wise cracks the entire time and I was so mortified that I just kinda sunk down in my chair and lowered my head......I have never been so embarassed in my life.
And now, 4 days later , I can finally laugh about what happened. Thank goodness everyone had a good sense of humor about the event !!!
Hope everyone enjoys this, or maybe it might bring a smile to someones face,
J