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Old 07-11-2011, 06:26 PM  
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It would be nice to be able to retreat into it, but not necessary, I have an office for that.
Key to a lasting marriage seems to be having somewhere to retreat to and do your own stuff. No wife would allow me a LR full of tools.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:28 PM  
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I wish I had a place like that.
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Old 07-11-2011, 06:45 PM  
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I wish I had a place like that.
Impossible, you have a wife.

My morning email had a shock for me. The one I wanted to marry was in Oregon last week camping on the Umpqua, camping near Sisters and visiting Crater Lake. Her husband was in Canada hunting so she and a girlfriend hit the woods. grrrr

I'm happy for her but she really picked a lemon. This month she gets her 3rd hip replacement - tough lady.
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Old 07-11-2011, 07:29 PM  
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Impossible, you have a wife..
Tell me about it I wish it was impossible.
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Impossible, you have a wife.

My morning email had a shock for me. The one I wanted to marry was in Oregon last week camping on the Umpqua, camping near Sisters and visiting Crater Lake. Her husband was in Canada hunting so she and a girlfriend hit the woods. grrrr

I'm happy for her but she really picked a lemon. This month she gets her 3rd hip replacement - tough lady.
I'm lost. She and her girlfriend hit the woods? As in sexually?
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:27 PM  
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I'm lost. She and her girlfriend hit the woods? As in sexually?
Giggity.
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Old 07-11-2011, 11:05 PM  
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I'm lost. She and her girlfriend hit the woods? As in sexually?
nah, just a girl we both knew in college. They and usually one or two others were doing Bryce & Zion 3 years ago. Little old ladies with hatchets.
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Old 07-11-2011, 11:12 PM  
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Oh wait giggity rescinded.
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Old 07-12-2011, 10:02 AM  
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Oh wait giggity rescinded.
Afraid so, no kink likely from that direction.

College looked more promising. She weighed 98 lbs. in college and stood about 5' 2". Her roommates were two humongous blondes that Wagner would have cast as valkyries.
One night when the gf was gone the Amazons suggested playing strip poker. (they each had hidden layers under their sweaters & jeans). dagnabbit cheaters!

They got me but in the end we all were jaybirds. I slept between mountains of magnificence unwilling to cheat on their tiny roomie.
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I'm renting, they said no shed.

They said I could use a portable structure though, isn't that really up to me how I define my shed? Semantics. I think the only solution is to build the shed but add wheels giving the illusion it could be easily moved.

Maybe just cut a crescent moon and swear it's an outhouse?
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