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Old 04-27-2012, 06:39 AM  
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> . Montana Bear Tragedy .............................................
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> This is a very sad story about a bear... Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don't forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country's wildlife. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect U.S. wildlife.
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> Animals that formerly were self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
> This photo is of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat. He's nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.
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Old 04-30-2012, 04:19 PM  
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From an e-mail, naturally......

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Subject: Change your underwear often.......


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain
who inspected his sailors, and afterward told
the first mate that his men smelled bad...
The Captain suggested perhaps it would
help if the sailors would change underwear
occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir,
I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors
berth deck and announced, "The Captain
thinks you guys smell bad and wants you
to change your underwear."
He continued,
"Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski,
and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise
"Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.
I THINK YOU WILL FORWARD THIS!
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:12 AM  
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Subject: Two Skinny Lawyers







1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration.
Obama used the
same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois.
Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature.
Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President.
Obama had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was in the United States military.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on personal enjoyments.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

11. Lincoln was highly respected.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

12. Lincoln was born in the United States.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe.
Obama is a skinny lawyer.

14. Lincoln saved the United States.
Obama is a skinny lawyer .

Amazing, isn't it?
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Subject: Indian Wanting Coffee



Indian Wanting Coffee:


An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:


"Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Sure Chief. Coming right up."


He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....


The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!



We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"


The Indian smiles and proudly says,


"Training for position in United States Congress.

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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Best bartender joke ever!

A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.


Bartender asks ....




"What'll it be, Mr. President?"

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Funny !!!!









> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
> board, but
> only 4 parachutes.
>
> The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality
> show and I
> am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's
> people don't want
> me to die."
>
> She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
> decorated
> war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of
> America ".
>
> So he grabbed the second pack and jumped..
>
> The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of
> the United
> States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our
> country, some even
> call me the Anointed One."
>
> So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
>
> The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger,
> a
> 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my
> God the best I
> could.
>
> I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
>
>
> The little girl said, "That's okay Dr. Graham.
>
> There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President
> took my
> schoolbag."
>
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Funny !!!!









> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
> board, but
> only 4 parachutes.
>
> The first passenger, Sarah Palin, said, "I have my own reality
> show and I
> am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's
> people don't want
> me to die."
>
> She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
> The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
> decorated
> war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of
> America ".
>
> So he grabbed the second pack and jumped..
>
> The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of
> the United
> States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our
> country, some even
> call me the Anointed One."
>
> So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
>
> The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger,
> a
> 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my
> God the best I
> could.
>
> I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
>
>
> The little girl said, "That's okay Dr. Graham.
>
> There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President
> took my
> schoolbag."
>
Oh please... Billy would be the first one out the door.
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