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Old 05-22-2012, 08:51 AM  
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PARKING:~~~~~~

Today I had to run to Walmart.
As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking
for a parking space.
I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the handicap area.
The driver looked puzzled. ''I'm not handicapped'' she said.
Well, was my face red. '
"'Oh, sorry about that, I saw your Obama sticker and just presumed...''

She gave me the finger and called me some nasty names.

Sheesh! Some people... and I was just trying to help her..............
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Old 05-23-2012, 09:14 PM  
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Chinese Proverb Original
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.


2012 Modification/update
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, cash for clunker autos, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, a hundred weeks + of unemployment checks, a forty ounce malt liquor, access to drugs, and designer Air Jordan shoes and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.
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Chinese Proverb Original
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.


2012 Modification/update
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, cash for clunker autos, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, a hundred weeks + of unemployment checks, a forty ounce malt liquor, access to drugs, and designer Air Jordan shoes and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime. And he will continue to vote Democrat after he takes a job and pays back every benefit he received, with interest, and be thankful that he lives in a nation where the poorest among us aren't discarded as refuse, but treated as human beings and taught to fish.


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The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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