During a recent Romney campaign stop, a heckler from the audience
hollered, "Hey Mitt Witt, where are you hiding your tax returns? Governor Romney politely responded, "I've found a very secure place
that I'm certain they won't be found." The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"? Governor Romney smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college
records, his passport application, his immigration status as a
student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records,
and his Selective Service registration. "What's your next question?"
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - A. Einstein
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking
about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ....
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I
could drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed.