Funny Political Cartoons and Memes

[teaberryeagle]

Obamaville Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...=xEYFFiEnUjQ#!

[Eddie_T]

"A pen in the hand of this president is far more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million law-abiding citizens."

[Eddie_T]

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[Eddie_T]

Much like the Obama plan .........................

[Eddie_T]

Yet another email;

Kim Jong Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.
This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.
He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.
So he is made the "Beloved Leader" of North Korea.
Terrific!

Oh crap! ........... I'm sorry
I just remembered that we did the same thing.
We took an arrogant community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief.
A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration,
and we made him President of the United States
- - - - TWICE !!!
I'm sorry I brought this up.
......... Never mind

[teaberryeagle]

[teaberryeagle]

Subject: Kim Jung Un














Kim Jung Un







Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.



This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.



He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.



So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea.



Terrific!



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Oh WAIT. . .crap!







Sorry, just remembered that we did the same thing.



We took an arrogant community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief.



A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States TWICE !!!

[Eddie_T]

DOUBLESPEAK

Pro-choice becomes Pro-Abortion

Affirmative Action is really Race Preference or Race Favoring

Gun Control is really Gun Taking or People Control

Entitlements are really Dependence

Sustainable Development is really Agenda 21

Act of Terror is really Islamic Terrorist Attack

Undocumented Immigrants are really Illegal Aliens

Advocate of a Political Movement is really Islamist or Jihadist

Alternative Answer is really Incorrect Answer

Holiday Tree is really Christmas Tree

Spring Spheres are really Easter Eggs

Before Common Era is really Before Christ (BC)

First-Year Student is really Freshman

Owner's Suite is really Master Bedroom

Racist is really Tea Party Member

Political Correctness is really Bull S * * *


I'm sure you can think of many, many more. Speak the truth from now on. Don't let the left dictate the terms!

[Eddie_T]

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[Eddie_T]

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM"

WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do.... the best.

This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it. It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.