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Old 07-21-2011, 02:27 PM  
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How will your obituary read?

What will your epitaph say? What words will sum up your life? Humorous? Useless or Meaningful?

What do you think those who survive you will write as your epitaph?
How will your obituary read if it was written by close relatives, Friends,enemies or your "X" ?
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For me,
In order to make my apitaph worth reading, I'd have to hire
a drunk Bimbo to write it.
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:58 PM  
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Here lies Chris
Buried a** up so you all can kiss it.
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Old 07-21-2011, 05:02 PM  
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I tried.



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Old 07-21-2011, 05:47 PM  
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"Poor sucker....built a nice nest egg and then she leaves him, taking 1/2 of everything!"
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Old 07-21-2011, 06:07 PM  
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I hope mine reads "He died laughing".

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"Poor sucker....built a nice nest egg and then she leaves him, taking 1/2 of everything!"
If she was spending more than you consider yourself lucky man. She'll blow through her half in no time while you're living on easy street
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:33 PM  
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Mine would say,

"old fart had to have it his way" (straight from my wife)
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