Nine days "til Christmas....I'm not ready yet, kinda crept up on me this year....Are you ready guys???
Mind if I pull up a bar stool?
It definitely crept up on me. I still have some outdoor lights to put up, at the very least my flagpole "tree" and we've got our first significant snowfall forecast for Sunday. Better get moving! I think all I've got to get is something for my parents and the Mrs. I think she has taken care of everyone else.
Not spectacular but my kids want me to do it every year (this was last year)
My favorite Jeep pic, although you can't hardly tell (same storm as above)
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I hate road salt. I can almost hear the rust eating my Jeep
This may help explain my avatar...
The anti-skid(pea gravel) has taken quite a toll on mine, my windshield has two divots and basically looks like it's been sandblasted....
The other day, I took the pressure washer to mine, trying to get some of the salt off and now my driving lights are burned out...bummer! I just ordered a headlight upgrade for my JK, from what I read, my driving lights won't be necessary.(hopefully)
Now, I am truly sorry for this, but since we are in a pub I'm guessing everyone has at least a little sense of humor, especially the lovely and outstanding ladies in our lives.
So....
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she says "A man once told me..."
So one day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.
"That's ridiculous ," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."
"That's still too expensive," the man says.
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too rich for my blood."
"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."
"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday !"
Now, I am truly sorry for this, but since we are in a pub I'm guessing everyone has at least a little sense of humor, especially the lovely and outstanding ladies in our lives.
So....
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she says "A man once told me..."
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So maybe drinking since the crack of dawn and getting all maudlin is not the best plan of action, but despite all that, this is still the best christmas song ever...