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Old 11-15-2011, 01:18 PM  
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I had all 4 wisdom teeth out at the same time. Army dentist, did it under IV Valium and NO. Also had a vasectomy and went back to work. All in the same day. Yeah, right!
Patrick, taking the occasion of your words I remember a case of the barracks.

The General of the division makes a visitation in the hospital and entering into a room with three treated fighters ask the first one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Hemorrhoids - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not.

Follows a similar conversation with the second one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Gonorrhea - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not.

Respectively - the same issues with the third one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Purulent angina - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not ... but ... if possible only … the iodine swab to go first through me.
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:02 AM  
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Patrick, taking the occasion of your words I remember a case of the barracks.

The General of the division makes a visitation in the hospital and entering into a room with three treated fighters ask the first one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Hemorrhoids - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not.

Follows a similar conversation with the second one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Gonorrhea - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not.

Respectively - the same issues with the third one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Purulent angina - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not ... but ... if possible only ? the iodine swab to go first through me.

I laughed.
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Old 11-21-2011, 10:01 AM  
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Old 11-21-2011, 05:53 PM  
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I bought a pile of groceries and then I slept a lot. It was kind of nice but I got nothing accomplished.
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:12 AM  
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I bought a pile of groceries and then I slept a lot. It was kind of nice but I got nothing accomplished.

Alex, if I understand well, already you are the Big Boss, aren't you ? ... hm ... it seems you did not buy a lot of groceries ... not easy to thread my needle ...
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Alex, if I understand well, already you are the Big Boss, aren't you ?
Could someone here be minus his man-card ?

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Old 11-22-2011, 10:06 AM  
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I bought a pile of groceries and then I slept a lot. It was kind of nice but I got nothing accomplished.
I did the same minus the groceries.

Nothing better than turning on the TV and turning off your brain. Well, there's a lot of things better. Just not at the moment I was doing it.

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Could someone here be minus his man-card ?

I surrender mine occasionally.

Can't play tea party while you carry it.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:43 PM  
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Alex, if I understand well, already you are the Big Boss, aren't you ? ... hm ... it seems you did not buy a lot of groceries ... not easy to thread my needle ...
If I was the Big Boss, my wife would have cooked all the pigs knuckles and beautiful fresh root vegetables I bought.

Instead, I had to wake up, get up off the couch and cook them myself!
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Old 11-22-2011, 11:29 PM  
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If I was the Big Boss, my wife would have cooked all the pigs knuckles and beautiful fresh root vegetables I bought.

Instead, I had to wake up, get up off the couch and cook them myself!
Ah yes ? I see ? It puts me in mind who is the big Boss ?
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Old 11-23-2011, 07:55 AM  
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If I was the Big Boss, my wife would have cooked all the pigs knuckles and beautiful fresh root vegetables I bought.

Instead, I had to wake up, get up off the couch and cook them myself!
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Ah yes ? I see ? It puts me in mind who is the big Boss ?
I'm mostly color blond. Want a reminder you're not the boss?

Have her tell you look like a moron dressed that way and have her guide you back to your closet to pick out something suitable.

You're the boss up till the point she has to help dress you.

Seriously I had a shirt for years I thought was black, turns out it's blue.
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