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Originally Posted by Sideways
I had all 4 wisdom teeth out at the same time. Army dentist, did it under IV Valium and NO. Also had a vasectomy and went back to work. All in the same day. Yeah, right!
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Patrick, taking the occasion of your words I remember a case of the barracks.
The General of the division makes a visitation in the hospital and entering into a room with three treated fighters ask the first one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Hemorrhoids - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not.
Follows a similar conversation with the second one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Gonorrhea - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not.
Respectively - the same issues with the third one:
- Fighter! What sick?
- Purulent angina - he replies.
- Treatment?
- Iodine swab.
- Complaints?
- Absolutely not ... but ... if possible only … the iodine swab to go first through me.
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