So on New Year's Eve, I was in no shape to drive and decided to leave my Jeep in the college parking lot and walk home.
As I was wobbling along, I was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' he asked.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' I answered.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of the morning on New Year's Eve?' asked the policeman sarcastically.
'My wife,' I said.
So he drove me home