I see your point but I have a few of my own. Tried hurricanes & tornadoes. I suggest you avoid the hurricanes and use a bit of common sense with tornadoes but also enjoy their wonder and power.
My very neighborly snow cones are showing little interest in blowing their tops. If that changes suddenly keep in mind that hell is a nursing home for old farts and a pyroclastic flow takes but a second.
I have far more concern about our local subduction fault. I expect to shake, rattle & roll before any snowcones blow.