Finding out the reason why your generator won't start is because it's out of gas. Yeah, and the power is out too. 8 hrs last night, I'm STILL PO'd. (my son "forgot" to refill it when he used it last)
People at businesses like food stores, auto parts stores, etc., that for some rather pointless reason need to ask "Did you find everything you were seeking?" and other constructs to that effect.
I usually respond with "Well, I couldn't locate the Squat because my wife told me y'all don't have Squat yet I'm sure I've seen it."
Especially works at wal mart for the caught in the headlights expression.
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People at businesses like food stores, auto parts stores, etc., that for some rather pointless reason need to ask "Did you find everything you were seeking?" and other constructs to that effect.
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I usually respond with "Well, I couldn't locate the Squat because my wife told me y'all don't have Squat yet I'm sure I've seen it."
Especially works at wal mart for the caught in the headlights expression.
Idiots who have a burnt out headlight, so they keep their high beams on in order to fool the cops, but blind every driver going in the opposite direction.
Idiots who have a burnt out headlight, so they keep their high beams on in order to fool the cops, but blind every driver going in the opposite direction.
Yeahhhhhh. Unfortunately, I was that guy for about a week 2 months ago. sorry man! You're not in Ohio, so I know that I didn't get you personally!
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