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Old 08-28-2011, 12:20 AM  
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Getting half way throughmaking a ham & cheese sammich and finding out there's no FRIGGIN CHEESE!!!
Similar to pouring a big old bowl of cereal and finding out you have no milk!
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Old 08-28-2011, 03:07 PM  
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I always get mad but have never gone back.
This could account for why so many restaurants go belly up
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Old 08-28-2011, 07:11 PM  
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Finding out the reason why your generator won't start is because it's out of gas. Yeah, and the power is out too. 8 hrs last night, I'm STILL PO'd. (my son "forgot" to refill it when he used it last)
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Old 08-29-2011, 09:12 AM  
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When someone calls for your help, you break away from what your doing,
drive several mile to get there
and then your help is no longer needed.
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Old 09-03-2011, 06:59 AM  
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People at businesses like food stores, auto parts stores, etc., that for some rather pointless reason need to ask "Did you find everything you were seeking?" and other constructs to that effect.

I usually respond with "Well, I couldn't locate the Squat because my wife told me y'all don't have Squat yet I'm sure I've seen it."
Especially works at wal mart for the caught in the headlights expression.
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:49 AM  
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People at businesses like food stores, auto parts stores, etc., that for some rather pointless reason need to ask "Did you find everything you were seeking?" and other constructs to that effect.

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I usually respond with "Well, I couldn't locate the Squat because my wife told me y'all don't have Squat yet I'm sure I've seen it."
Especially works at wal mart for the caught in the headlights expression.
I'll have to try that.
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Old 09-04-2011, 10:34 PM  
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Don't know about you !

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I'll have to try that.
But I've always like how you folks from the south talk !
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Old 09-05-2011, 01:45 AM  
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People who don't use blinkers
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Old 09-05-2011, 01:58 AM  
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Idiots who have a burnt out headlight, so they keep their high beams on in order to fool the cops, but blind every driver going in the opposite direction.
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Idiots who have a burnt out headlight, so they keep their high beams on in order to fool the cops, but blind every driver going in the opposite direction.

Yeahhhhhh. Unfortunately, I was that guy for about a week 2 months ago. sorry man! You're not in Ohio, so I know that I didn't get you personally!
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