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Old 03-23-2012, 10:20 PM  
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You Know You Live in A Small Southern Town When:

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You know you live in a small southern town when:

The Holloween jack-o-lanterns have more teeth than the women.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:50 PM  
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The sheriff, the justice of the peace, the mayor, the barber and the town drunk are all the same person.
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Old 03-24-2012, 04:15 AM  
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When the "You are now entering" and the "Thanks for visiting" signs are on the same post.

When the "Population" sign has more letters than citizens.
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:24 AM  
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When the Sheriff, Judge, Preacher and inmates are all related.
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Old 03-24-2012, 09:18 AM  
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A wedding is just "keeping it in the family".
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Old 03-24-2012, 09:42 AM  
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You know you live in a small town when the guy who works at the convenience store speaks English.

You know you live in a small town when the towns aquarium is stocked with a live minnow.
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Old 03-24-2012, 09:46 AM  
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Old 03-24-2012, 09:50 AM  
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When the same church bell can be heard from all 4 sides of town @ the same time.
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Old 03-24-2012, 09:52 AM  
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You know you live in a small town when the only road that crosses Main Street is a dirt road.
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Old 03-24-2012, 10:01 AM  
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This is true....

You know you live in a small town when:

How far behind they are in technology, can be determined by the roughness of a womans hands.


In California, all womens hands are soft like a babies butt.


Here, in parts of OK, even very attractive womens hands feel like they'd
been roping cattle all their lives.
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