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she'll try to slip me the tongue! Gross!
I love dogs but I won't keep one because they're high maintenance pets and prone to kissing. I also avoid female owners.
Once I read something that confused me so I asked a friend who was very very good to her dog. It was ..."women who are very kind to dogs have failed to inspire sympathy in men".
She didn't even think about it before saying, ""that's true".