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De-Portland programming
OK P-town is a great place but when you leave, its important to be yourself again.
Tips to De-Portland yourself:
- Get that damn swift tattoo removed from your forearm
- Stop intentionally messing your hair up
- Give up your trust fund guilt, pretending to be a poor artist and wear your liberal private university sweater with pride. Your parents worked hard for it
- Revisit your roots...you know you're not from there
- Rethink the commitment to PBR (Good microbrews are forever)
- Buy a pair of sunglasses
- Stop listening idolizing Elliott Smith and get on with your life
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