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Old 04-19-2011, 01:38 PM  
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Why Men are Never Depressed



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Why Men are Never Depressed


Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think which way to 
turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress ?5000; DJ rental ?200.
People never stare at your chest when you're 
talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is cheap.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes in one colour for all seasons.
You can trim your nails with a pocket knife. (there's another way?)
You can choose whether to grow a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 people in 25 minutes on 24 December.
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Old 04-19-2011, 02:22 PM  
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Hah - beautiful, isn't it. The simplicity of testosterone.
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Old 04-19-2011, 03:05 PM  
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I'm pretty happy, I guess I have to agree.
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Old 04-19-2011, 08:15 PM  
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I am in a state of bliss
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Old 04-19-2011, 08:40 PM  
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I am in a state of bliss
And we all thought you were Canadian.

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