Maybe we could stage a "healthfest," ya know..make all the popular attributes of todays behavioral trends kinda like a Lalapalooza or something. Yeah, see...a bunch of kids, and I mean a bunch...get together under the guise of a concert and instead sit around and talk politely, open doors for each other, pass the salt & pepper to the left, use napkins, say "excuse me," do homework, etc....
After that, every red-blooded American parent will support future concerts...and we'll reintroduce the "real virtues" back into the kids a little at a time. Maybe it would thwart medical fixes long enough to break the fad.
"BAF! BAM! KAPOW!" - Batman and Robin