I disagree. There's a fourth region, the South of the Border region. I remember it well, there were signs all along the interstate in N.C., with a little guy in a sombrero, beckoning.
"Pepe says you are 5 miles from South of the Border."
The only place in the universe that you could buy a samurai sword, fireworks, and a burrito under the same roof.
lmao, my family reunion was at south of the border for several years straight. The place sucked pretty terribly and i have no idea why we kept going back to that tacky tourist trap