Dog gonnit'....didn't think anyone would get it.....congratulations....you're up there with the "University Students"......
Notice you live in "Surprise"...... I have a brother living at the "Happy Trails RV Resort (17200 W. Bell Rd.)......small world......
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Brace yourself for the answer.
The Answer is:
NOTHING!
NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.
NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
All poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING, you will die.
Two fathers and two sons went on a sunday afternoon fifhing trip. They ALL caught 1 fish.
Therefore they all had one. When they got home, theyre were only 3 fish. None had been dropped or forgotton.
How is this possible?
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This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-sh*t-o-meter.
You find yourself on a island shipwrecked. There are two cities on the island.
City one, is known as the "city of lies" where all that LIVE there always lie.
City two is the "city of truth" where all that LIVE there always tell the truth.
The inhabitants of the two cities travel back and forth all the time (so if someone is in the city of lies they do not necessarily live there).
You must find out which city you are in by asking someone on the street ONE question.
(this one is fairly easy) It is likely that some have heard this one already...
He lives at site #369 (corner of N. Mustang and N. Stallion)
(driving in on Happy Trails, right on W. Dale Evans and right on N.Mustang)....
you'd enjoy talking to him..there should be a "Saturn" in his driveway...
drop in sometime and tell him you've been talking with his older brother....
he'll be 78 on Aug. 22nd....he's never met a "stranger", so-to-speak....
always has a great sense of humor and can tell jokes as long
as you can listen...let me know if you happen to do this.......
You find yourself on a island shipwrecked. There are two cities on the island.
City one, is known as the "city of lies" where all that LIVE there always lie.
City two is the "city of truth" where all that LIVE there always tell the truth.
The inhabitants of the two cities travel back and forth all the time (so if someone is in the city of lies they do not necessarily live there).
You must find out which city you are in by asking someone on the street ONE question.
(this one is fairly easy) It is likely that some have heard this one already...
You asked it wrong. lol
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This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-sh*t-o-meter.
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