Cool Story Bro!

[Bender]

When I was on the submarine in port, even if there was no more work for the day we got to wait around for some guy named Justin Case. He never showed but always kept us late.

[jeepcache]

so i put a little thought into how my work schedule will play out in the near future. this starts the week before labor day weekend. i worked from that monday all the way through, ill work all this week and this weekend, then i will work the following week, then i have my weekend duty rotation, followed by one more week. thats 26 days straight, 8 of which are 12 hour shifts.

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[Jake03TJ]

LOL! Life is good for me, but then again I just stick to the routine..

[Austin]

Originally Posted by jeepcache

so i put a little thought into how my work schedule will play out in the near future. this starts the week before labor day weekend. i worked from that monday all the way through, ill work all this week and this weekend, then i will work the following week, then i have my weekend duty rotation, followed by one more week. thats 26 days straight, 8 of which are 12 hour shifts.

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That's harsh.

[Austin]

My wife got into an accident. The value of the XJ just went up, what with all the new paint on it. But really, dang.

[jeepcache]

o there I was with my hand on my wifes when she told me that she thinks we should go and steal some big heavy bags of fresh hot pie. I have never shaved down there under my chin because I like the way it feels. But that's not what looks good on me and that's probably the best thing! Then one day my dog ate a lot of pie for Antidisestablishmentarianistic reasons. I no longer feel like playingthis game. It was fun while it lasted lasted. But still, I have to pee so I went to my car and opened the concealed trap door, exposing the rancid rotting flesh from the pig I turned into pie. After watching the pig squirm and eat some pie that tasted like crap. But then, they ate more and hurdled out of the exhaust like a bat with out wings on his feet in order to hit the wall that was standing in front of lots of pie that somehow made things smell like cheese and crackers covered with a blanket and carrots that attracted a large and angry gorilla that pooped out its ears and pee'd out it's nose. On top of thatI heard that...he's really into some kinky stuff his name is Keith, the person that started www.cityprofile.om

[Austin]

We are co-launching, give credit where credit is due. Half of that story is about me.

[Jake7]

Haha, good story man. Good story.

[jeepcache]

Originally Posted by Austin

We are co-launching, give credit where credit is due. Half of that story is about me.

you did narrate the first half, but the story so far has been about me keith and john f kennedy.

[Austin]

Awesome, just as long as I'm involved. I need to feel important.