Homeland security screening

[samfloor]

‎2010 - Year summary on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

[oldognewtrick]

Sam, I'm surprised at the low number of transvestites.

[mkfarnam]

Originally Posted by oldognewtrick

Sam, I'm surprised at the low number of transvestites.

the screening wasn't done in California.

[RiponredTJ]

3 out of 59350 ain't bad.

[Austin]

I considered buying plane ticket and not going to the Doctor.