- What time are you open for breakfast?
- AM?... (and she waits for an answer)
Duh... what do you THINK?
- My [device] is dead! I took the memory card out and reset it, just like the manual suggests, but that didn't fix it... (he read the manual!)
- When was the last time you changed you batteries?
- What batteries?...
People that CANNOT SPELL or use words in the correct context.
People that seem so incompetent as to use these words incorrectly through just being lazy or having never PAID ATTENTION in school because texting was more important: SUM, SOME. THEIR, THERE, THEY'RE. TO, TOO, TWO. KNEAD, NEED. WARE, WEAR, WHERE. WOOD, WOULD, WOULD'VE. YOUR, YOU'RE.
Examples of CORRECT USAGE for those that haven't, care not to or will ever have a clue: THERE (a place/location), YOUR(as in possession) education is being offered through THEIR (possession) school as THEY'RE (They Are) only attempting to help you, however concern isn't initiated because texting is more important. YOUR blank stare is proof for YOU'RE TOO lazy to give a hoot about learning TO utilize correct ENGLISH or because texting is more important. TO see the light of reason, one has TO use some intelligence TOO.
There are only TWO chances available--the right and the left or right and wrong-- of course more when texting especially when driving.
We NEED some dough TOKNEAD TO make YOUR bread for YOU'RE not easily able with the WARE you possess and WHERE you are because texting is more important.
What you WEAR appears to be lacking common sense yet common sense not needed when texting.
The SUM of your failures at SPELLING are displayed on SOME graph as located in the nethersphere, however YOUR place in society is challenged because YOU'RE easily swayed by technology from over THERE as THEY'RE only doing THEIR job, yet texting overshadows all else.
I've a WOOD stick which WOULD be useful in corrected YOUR vision and WOULD'VE been used in school but THEY outlawed such disiplinary tactic so WE'RE left with goofy, texting students that seemingly can do whatever THEY please without ramification. The upside is THEY can't get beyond their texting and as such will not progress and most will just remain lazy whiners sniveling in THEIR sloppy attire about how "the world owes them something".
Humorous and loopy attempt to deliver a message.
If I were to use texting it would probably be easily comprehended.
Let's see WHERE it goes.....end of line
THERE IS NO RELIGION HIGHER THAN TRUTH!!
All Women are Ladies till They Prove otherwise!!
If I say stop giving my kid candy because she's 3 and will eat candy till she's sick, don't tell me "Awww, she's just hungry." because then she's up all night crying and I'm going to have a rough day the next day.
Now she's arguing with me she wants a chocolate bunny, not till I get home, that's dinner.
******* drivers. no, people who can't drive. you have blinkers for a f@#%$@$%ing reason. and there is no reason to ride your brakes. if youre in the right lane and going straight, i am going to jump the curb and go around you, jerk. lol