What ticks you off on a regular basis

[Sideways]

I don't speak Italian. I'm not Italian. I'm not in Italy. It's not a "venti" coffee, it's a large coffee. Get over it Starbucks.

[havasu]

Originally Posted by Sideways

I don't speak Italian. I'm not Italian. I'm not in Italy. It's not a "venti" coffee, it's a large coffee. Get over it Starbucks.

That is the perfect signature line!

[Cutlass327]

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Stuck your hands out the window? ...You have a guilty conscience for some reason?

CCW... keep hands in plain view until officer is beside you.

[Sideways]

Originally Posted by Cutlass327

CCW... keep hands in plain view until officer is beside you.

When my eyesight was still good enough to drive I had a routine, the very few times, if I was pulled over.
1. Pull over immediately, preferably in a parking lot, or well out of the traffic flow
2. Put your window down. Turn on your flashers. Yes, even in a parking lot.
3. Turn off the engine, remove the keys and put them on the dash. Turn on the interior light if it's dark out.
4. Hold the steering wheel and don't move your hands unless directed to do so.
5. Before you remove your hands inform the officer of where you are reaching and why. Registration/ proof of insurance is in the glove compartment, wallet is on my right hip pocket.
6. Be courteous and respectful.
7. If carrying a concealed weapon inform the officer immediately. Make this step 5.
8. Follow all instructions without argument or discussion.
The police are not your friend but doing this has gotten me out of some tickets and it beats the possible alternative which is a no win situation.

[oldognewtrick]

Insurance adjusters and real estate agents.....

[Jake7]

Soldiers and sailors. Just in general. Moreso soldiers, though.

[Sideways]

Originally Posted by Jake7

Soldiers and sailors. Just in general. Moreso soldiers, though.

Gunny goes to see Doc and says "Doc, every time I drink coffee I get a pain in my eye!" Doc says "Take to spoon out of the cup."

Marine for helicopter= Ooooooohhhh.
Marine for tank= Duuuuhhhh

Why do Marines have no necks and flat foreheads?
Ask them a question and they hunch their shoulders. Tell them the answer and they slap their forehead.

Ticked off. Good. My work here is done. LOL

[RiponredTJ]

I really get ticked off when the best laid plans of men and mice go awry.

[RiponredTJ]

The current government of Quebec really pisses me off!
Bunch of ass clowns!

[Blank_doubt]

These restaurant TWITS and everywhere else that offer UNSWEETENED TEA.
IT'S NOT UNSWEETENED because it was NEVER INITIALLY SWEETENED.
IT'S PLAIN TEA, okay!!
It's either PLAIN or SWEETENED.

I do my best to educate these people whenever possible except when to do so (or in the attempt) I discover a BLANK STARE or the FloriDUH syndrome, which, sadly, is ever more present in our "i do whatever i want" youth.

I've yet to be asked if I want UNSWEETENED COFFEE or Flavored Water!!

Bunch of TOSSERS and DODGY WANKERS running restaurants/food establishments.
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F. C. C. = Federal Criminal Coalition
C. F. C. = Chemical Free Compound (work that through)
A. T. F. = American Terrorist Foundation
F. B. I. = Federal Bureau (of) Incompetence (one less syllable)
C. I. A. = Criminal Intelligence Agenda