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mkfarnam 03-23-2012 09:20 PM

You Know You Live in A Small Southern Town When:
 
I'll started it off:

You know you live in a small southern town when:

The Holloween jack-o-lanterns have more teeth than the women.

Sideways 03-23-2012 09:50 PM

The sheriff, the justice of the peace, the mayor, the barber and the town drunk are all the same person.

oldognewtrick 03-24-2012 03:15 AM

When the "You are now entering" and the "Thanks for visiting" signs are on the same post.

When the "Population" sign has more letters than citizens.

mkfarnam 03-24-2012 06:24 AM

When the Sheriff, Judge, Preacher and inmates are all related.

Sideways 03-24-2012 08:18 AM

A wedding is just "keeping it in the family".

oldognewtrick 03-24-2012 08:42 AM

You know you live in a small town when the guy who works at the convenience store speaks English.

You know you live in a small town when the towns aquarium is stocked with a live minnow.

mkfarnam 03-24-2012 08:46 AM

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oldognewtrick;138906]You know you live in a small town when the guy who works at the convenience store speaks English.

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mkfarnam 03-24-2012 08:50 AM

When the same church bell can be heard from all 4 sides of town @ the same time.

oldognewtrick 03-24-2012 08:52 AM

You know you live in a small town when the only road that crosses Main Street is a dirt road.

mkfarnam 03-24-2012 09:01 AM

This is true....

You know you live in a small town when:

How far behind they are in technology, can be determined by the roughness of a womans hands.


In California, all womens hands are soft like a babies butt.


Here, in parts of OK, even very attractive womens hands feel like they'd
been roping cattle all their lives.:D


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