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havasu 12-21-2010 06:39 PM

Senior Texting Codes (STC)
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
SIMC: Stuck In My Chair

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing! :banana:

RiponredTJ 12-21-2010 08:01 PM

WMG: Where's my glasses

YJames90 12-21-2010 08:22 PM

GAS: Getting A Spongebath
TFG: Time for Scrabble

havasu 12-21-2010 09:10 PM

TFG: Time for Scrabble

Hmmm, I must be missing somethin! :confused:

SwampYankee 12-22-2010 07:56 AM

HIFACGU: Help I've Fallen And Can't Get Up!

SwampYankee 12-22-2010 07:57 AM

OMFG: On My Fourth Gas-X

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