So last month I was freaking out because it was the 25th and I thought it was
my wife's birthday in 2 days and I hadn't found a gift that I wanted to get her.
So I took my old lady shopping and bought her whatever she wanted and then
we went to the grocery store where I asked her what birthday cake she wanted.
Well she told me what kind of cake and I went to pick it up only to have her say
"I want a cake on my birthday not a month early".... Oh sh*t
Yes I got my days confused again, like I always do. With me everyday is a
Tuesday. In reality it maybe a Friday but here in nuke land its Tuesday. But
this time my horrible ability to keep myself on the right day ended with my wife
and I laughing hysterically in a grocery store.
Thanks to my idiotic-ness I have to buy her another birthday prize for her
birthday this month.
There is my funny story.