Joke anyone? - San Marcos, Texas

Durangobob · 07-30-2003, 11:53 PM

Here is the joke of the day..

q: wut did the snail say while riding on top of the turtle?

a: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

parrothead3696 · 07-31-2003, 06:38 PM

doctor was on her way to drop off her 6 year old daughter at kinder when she picked up her mom's stethescope. "oh gosh, she's gonna follow in my footsteps!"-- daughter speaks into the round thingy... welcome to Mcdonald's, can I help you?

cuteymcpretty · 07-31-2003, 08:40 PM

A blonde walks into a fabric store. She pulls up to the sales attendent requesting some curtains for her computer. The sales attendent replies "mam, computers dont use curtains." The blond gleefully replies, "sure it does, I have windows."

MonkeyAnvil · 08-01-2003, 06:44 AM

A lady picking through turkeys at the grocery store asked a stock boy,"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He said, "No ma'am, they're dead."

parrothead3696 · 08-01-2003, 06:21 PM

aren't we clever!

:twisted:

Durangobob · 08-02-2003, 02:44 PM

A Pc is just like your A/C .....open up windows and it stops working. :roll:

MonkeyAnvil · 08-02-2003, 04:36 PM

A trucker got his big rig stuck under a freeway overpass, and with traffic backed up for miles, a police car arrives at last. The patrolman gets walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Durangobob · 08-03-2003, 05:09 PM

Wassup yo. hangin' my yo' throwin' my pimps. Dat's all i been up to. Ya'll got some jokes crackin up in here. I got ones I learned of da streetz fo' reals yo'. Here check it

Q: Why there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones,

parrothead3696 · 08-03-2003, 06:35 PM

smartass

MonkeyAnvil · 08-03-2003, 07:36 PM

This guy is down the street right beside a huge wooden fence which encompasses a large mental health facility. He is headed down the sidewalk and keeps hearing what sounds like a large crowd on the other side chanting, "thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen..."

It gets louded as he's walking until the chanting is nearly deafening. He turns towards the fence and notices a little knothole in the wooden fence. He can't stand the suspense and bends forward to look through the hole.

Instantly he is poked in the eye by a big grubby finger!

He stumbles backwards grasping his eye, which is watering heavily now...and hears...."forteen, forteen, forteen, forteen, forteen........"