I like the idea of the 52 taps although less frequent use can lead to yeast growth. My long years tending bar says a guy used to watered down levels of alcohol had best have a non drinking return trip driver.
Beer made me bloated before anything like drunk. The glaring exception was Elephant (Danish I think?). Although I tried for years I was never able to finish a sixpac without falling asleep. 5.5 to 13.6 sounds like trouble (or Elephants)