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Old 09-07-2010, 01:57 PM  
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Cool Story Bro!

So I was having a rough weekend. It's raining down here, the kid can't get out, nothing really to do. So after a long day of watching movies, I go outside to sit my wife as she smokes. It's midnight and I had given up on anything exciting happening. Just a boring day. I'm in my pajamas when I get up, to go back inside. Right then a Stink beetle decides that I am in fact a good target, and lets me have it.

Stink bugs have earned their name.

Anything mundane happen to anyone else they feel a need to share?
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Old 09-07-2010, 03:34 PM  
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I had a terrible week so I thought maybe this weekend my luck would change.

Saturday morning I wake up with my Son and after making breakfast get his Duplo table out to start building with him.

It has deep pockets on the sides to keep the Duplos. Well when I move it I get all fluid all over me. After a quick analysis I determine that my dog peed in it for whatever reason.

So first thing in the morning I get awashed in cold dog urine.

Needless to say my bad week didn't improve that day.
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Old 09-07-2010, 03:41 PM  
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haha, ya someone elses pee is never a good wake you up.

i've switched shifts 3 times in the past week, about to make the 4th switch tonight. sure can put ya in zombie mode...
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Old 09-07-2010, 03:48 PM  
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haha, ya someone elses pee is never a good wake you up.

i've switched shifts 3 times in the past week, about to make the 4th switch tonight. sure can put ya in zombie mode...

Well armed and ready to move? Is waking up to your own pee any better?

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Old 09-07-2010, 04:07 PM  
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honestly i would take a golden shower right now to stop the madness lol
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:44 PM  
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lolz .
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Old 09-07-2010, 05:07 PM  
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honestly i would take a golden shower right now to stop the madness lol


There are solutions.
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Old 09-08-2010, 04:11 AM  
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For any former military...

Last night - get off work at about 2100. Get a call at 2200 saying we have formation in the morning at 0630, so be there by 0545. Roger.

Get there, wait half hour. Form it up, Company Gunny gets up in front of us and says "Have a nice day!" Go home and got some sleep before my late shift started at 1300.

Ahhh, the things the Corps does to mess with ya....
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:46 AM  
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MY Grandfather always said it was "Hurry up to wait".
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Old 09-08-2010, 03:38 PM  
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Smart man. Yeah, that's what it always is. And you always have to be 15 minutes before the Marine directly above you. So if our CO wants us there at 0700, then by the time it goes down the chain of command, I'm there at like 0500 or something stupid.
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