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Old 11-23-2010, 12:55 PM  
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Virtual pub “With a little help from my friends”

Well ? guys ? BorisBob, or simply Bob, has decided in the end to initiate an own thread. It is because he is often out of subjects in the other threads, here he will feel free. In this thread everything will be possible (meaning to joke each other) ? we can share our joy, doubts, success, lost, wish ? and have of course a cup of ? ?rakia? for me ?

And a story for one BG villager spending long years in the pub permanently ? in the end he felt not nice and the doctor said him to drink only milk and water if wants to live ? after 3 days our guy says: ?Now I know why babies are crying permanently ? ?
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:25 PM  
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I agree Bob, life without liquor is tough living.
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Old 11-23-2010, 03:48 PM  
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I'm drinking a Corona as we speak....CHEERS!!!!

I think the pub will be a good place.....Hello Bob...
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Old 11-23-2010, 04:41 PM  
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I was coming home at around two this afternoon and ran into my sons driving the other way. I asked them where they were going and they said to the bank. I told them to pick me up a six pack and they said no problem. The little buggers are still not home and I'm parched
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Old 11-23-2010, 07:00 PM  
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I was coming home at around two this afternoon and ran into my sons driving the other way. I asked them where they were going and they said to the bank. I told them to pick me up a six pack and they said no problem. The little buggers are still not home and I'm parched
Darn kids............I'll have one for ya!
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Old 11-23-2010, 07:54 PM  
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Thanks.
The boys are still out, but all is good!
I found a nice bottle of Zenato hiding in the kitchen.
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Old 11-24-2010, 04:34 PM  
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Hello boys !!!
I am glad to see you here … now I have several not easy nights … Suddenly some of my friends and relatives decided to visit me these several next days … a heavy program is in front of me, but I will cope with the task.

And a case I heard this evening.

A rich grandmother having 3 grandsons decided that it is the time to decide who of them to be her heir. She invited the first one at home and simulated, that she is drown in the swimming pool in her garden. The boy jumped in the water and saved her. Next morning he finds in front of his home a nice BMW and a note pinched with windshield wiper “Thank you my dear – this car is for you – yours grandma”.
The same was the story with the second grandson next day, only the car was a Mercedes.
At the third day she tried this number with her 3rd grandson, but he leaved the place without any reaction and she drowned. Next morning the boy finds out in front of his home a last model Cadillac and a note: “Thank you my dear – this car is for you – yours grandfather” ...

Hm … I hope I succeeded to explain it …

Cheers …
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Old 11-24-2010, 04:40 PM  
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I got it, good joke.
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Old 11-24-2010, 05:06 PM  
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Thanks.
The boys are still out, but all is good!
I found a nice bottle of Zenato hiding in the kitchen.
What is that??^^^
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Old 11-24-2010, 05:12 PM  
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Well Bob, if the Grandfather was still alive, why would the Grandmother be looking for an heir???

Just funnin' with you...lol

Tell me about this garden that you have.....I also garden.

What do you do when you aren't biking???
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