Virtual pub “With a little help from my friends”

[borisbob]

Originally Posted by havasu

As usual, great pictures my friend!

Thanks Mark ? only that the camera was extremely wrong with the dates ? so I deleted all them ?

[RiponredTJ]

Bob, I know I saw one somewhere that said Happy New Year ! ! !

[havasu]

Krutj, Carp, Alex, Borisbob....where the hell did you all go? I need a drink?

[paddyboy2u]

Hello there everybody, I bet you thought I forgot about all of you.

Here is a drink for you Mark.

[havasu]

Welcome back my friend. Lets get this place rolling again!

[paddyboy2u]

Glad to be back been away too long.

[havasu]

“THE SCOTTISH BROTHEL”

The madam opened the brothel door in Milngavie and saw a rather
dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early
fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Suzy."

"Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else" , said the madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Suzy." Just then, Suzy appeared and
announced to the man she
charged ?5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five
thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. After an
hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again,
once more demanding to see Suzy.

Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as
she was too expensive.

"There are no discounts. The price is still ?5000."

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Suzy, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Suzy and they went upstairs.

After their session, Suzy said to the man, "No one has ever been with
me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, “Edinburgh."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh."

"I know." The man said. "Your sister died, and I am her Lawyer. She
asked me to give you your ?15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!

[paddyboy2u]

^^^ So true. ^^^

[borisbob]

Originally Posted by paddyboy2u

Hello there everybody, I bet you thought I forgot about all of you.

Here is a drink for you Mark.

Oh no Patrick! ? We know all we are unforgettable ?

I am glad to see all you guys again! ? CHEERS !!!

Nothing new with me ? in fact it is very nice, 2 weeks ago I open the new bicycling season, but since then ? only clouds and rain. But we do had a remarkable winter without snow and temp above freezing.

In Odd we have again a revolution, the government is retired, what it will happen, nobody knows ?

Mark, the story you have written is great ? it is new for me ? please, only tell the point 3 with other words, I am not sure I understand it right ? maybe it is slang ?

[borisbob]

What about Alex … it seems Canada is breaking down and he MUST work for its integrity, having no time for the pub …