Dear RV Guest,
You are right about everything you think, and also in believing everything the media reports. GW is a good man, and dangit...he's got balls! And for heaven's sake it takes reallllll big ones to run a country gosh-darnit!
The heck with brains, I say we just replace the ballot box with a set of brass measuring cups to weigh the prospective genitals of every canidate - at least that way nobody will cheat....I mean...not that they do now.
Nahhhh, I mean heck RV....how ridiculous is it to even consider that another human being would so much as deliberatly lie, cheat, and steal....in Goverment for heaven's sake! Well now, that's simply inconcievable - it's against the principles of God...pretty sure...and if it ain't we ought to add it in there!
And...ooohhhh..those pesky people with a concious....I just wish they'd shut their trap and go off and smoke dope like they all do in their spare time....dang liberal-minded dope smokin hippies. What we need are good god-fearing men and women who don't even flinch at the sound of the call to war......men & women who'll kill without question, men & women who don't question anything.
Now that would be perfect.
"You sir are a dang fine American for not asking questions."
RV, that is what I would write to you if I wanted to sound sarcastic while still covering the points. Not that I want to sound sarcastic, but it was the easiest way to drive the point without listing fifty pages of facts and figures.
Ya know, your healthy until you have a heart attack kind of situation.