Yes, I know the people on your computer screen are fornicating. No, the fornicators didn't hack your computer. No, you *don't* need to click on every attachment someone sends you in an e-mail, Grandma. You don't even know anyone named "Throbbing McStudly" - you don't need to open the files he sent you. No, grandma, you don't have erectile dysfunction, you don't need V!@g4ra, even if it's free.
(I swear, I'm gonna give the woman an etch-a-sketch)
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Yes, I know the people on your computer screen are fornicating. No, the fornicators didn't hack your computer. No, you *don't* need to click on every attachment someone sends you in an e-mail, Grandma. You don't even know anyone named "Throbbing McStudly" - you don't need to open the files he sent you. No, grandma, you don't have erectile dysfunction, you don't need V!@g4ra, even if it's free.
(I swear, I'm gonna give the woman an etch-a-sketch)
Okay, but if I send 18,000 dollars to prince gibberish of africa, to help him get out the 190 million he has there, will he really give me half?
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We do NOT need to raise taxes on the people. The government needs to spend less is the answer.
You know, I did see you. I told my son, as I pointed at you, that if he grows up with a schnoz like yours, to immediately get a nose job!
Actually, did alot of work on the boat yesterday, so today we took a high speed run past Havasu Palms, then went inside the channel where we embibed with a few cold libations, listened to music, and commenced to get a sunburn!
Got tired of hair tonight, so shaved it all off.
Shaved off my mustache, beard, and my head is bald to.
My wife was unsure what to say, my daughter freaked out, son thought it was cool.
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We do NOT need to raise taxes on the people. The government needs to spend less is the answer.