Sex Laws - Relationships

samfloor · 05-07-2012, 07:08 PM

No comment!

oldognewtrick · 05-08-2012, 06:07 AM

Sure glad I don't live in Connersville, Wisc. (no. 6) That would really put a kink (pun intended) in our activities.

HiHood · 05-08-2012, 11:14 AM

When you've been married over 40 yrs like me, sex laws no longer apply in any state.

sharps_74 · 10-29-2012, 09:47 AM

Number 5 makes me wonder, "just what position have they been using on the people of the United States all these years?".

VaporLung · 11-03-2012, 04:11 PM

Now cute little snippets of half truths are always amusing, but please for the sake of not perpetuating 'old wives tales' - show us some sources for these claims. (Not you personally Sammeh)

#10 in particular I KNOW is complete and total BS. Why? Because #10 is a part of a running joke in my office (why I dont know...)

In Washington state, it is illegal to practice beastiality period. Yes, once upon a time it might not have been 'illegal' but Kenneth Pinyan (aka Mr. Hands) helped expedite getting this law changed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

They even made a movie about him called 'Zoo' - this movie is safe for viewing, as it shows none of these (disgusting) acts being performed. The underbelly of the internet is another story (if you are so intrigued)

mrmurdoc34 · 11-09-2012, 11:15 AM

#2 is on the books in VA.

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

In my county it is still OK to beat your wife on the steps of the courthouse before Noon on sunday.

Also No oral or anal sex is allowed under VA law as well.

RiponredTJ · 11-09-2012, 12:41 PM

For the love of God man! Why are you still there?

Must be lots of fun loving criminals in VA

VaporLung · 11-09-2012, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RiponredTJ

For the love of God man! Why are you still there?

Must be lots of fun loving criminals in VA

Because the state motto is 'Virginia is for Lovers'

Maybe lovers of the no vaseline treatment.

RiponredTJ · 11-09-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mrmurdoc34

#2 is on the books in VA.

How the hell are you supposed to video tape it without lights

RiponredTJ · 11-09-2012, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by VaporLung

Because the state motto is 'Virginia is for Lovers'

Maybe lovers of the no vaseline treatment.

I heard the women in VA were very hot, but always looking over their shoulders.