An old man is sitting by himself at the Super Bowl and the seat next to him is empty. A guy comes by and asks about the empty seat. The man says "my wife and I have attended the Super Bowl together for the last 30 yrs. She died and now I am attending it alone."
The guy feels bad for him and asks "isn't there someone else who you could have brought with you?"
The man looks at him and says "No, they're all at the funeral
AKA....Rusty, Floorist, etc.