09-30-2010, 09:58 PM
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Glendale, Arizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 63 | Kudos: +21
You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."
Most homes have more firearms than people.
Kids ask, "What's a mosquito?"
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09-30-2010, 09:59 PM
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Glendale, Arizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 63 | Kudos: +21
You take rain dances seriously.
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09-30-2010, 10:00 PM
Member
Glendale, Arizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 63 | Kudos: +21
You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
10-01-2010, 01:37 AM
I Sank Your Battleship
Tucson, Arrenizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 1,810 | Kudos: +57
Every apartment complex or housing development starts with Casa.
The roads have more bumbs then the trails.
Money gets wasted on stupid highways that had nothing wrong with them, and ugly a** "art" all over instead of balancing the budget.
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This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-sh*t-o-meter.
10-01-2010, 02:47 PM
Clown
Casa Grande, Arizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 43 | Kudos: +2
LOL Sandman, quick story. My friend from Seattle was visiting and we were using the GPS to find a friend's of his place. The GPS said cross the Gila river and he said something like its the next right after the bridge. I was like bridge? There is no bridge around here...Needless to say we went through a dry wash and he started laughing.
Eating salsa with eggs, potatoes, and anything other than nachos.
10-01-2010, 06:31 PM
I Sank Your Battleship
Tucson, Arrenizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 1,810 | Kudos: +57
There are no rivers, just really big ditches here. lol
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This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-sh*t-o-meter.
10-05-2010, 12:15 PM
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Peoria, Arizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 137 | Kudos: +14
you tell out of state friends you went for a walk/jog/hike etc they ask what the weathers like. you tell them oh just the low 100's
they instantly think you are insane.
10-05-2010, 07:16 PM
Junior Member
Tucson, arizona
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 12 | Kudos: +12
You can see one of the 7 wonders of the WORLD!
When we have both the highest and the lowest temperatures in the entire country... on the same day.
10-06-2010, 01:08 AM
Senior Member
Peoria, Arizona
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 137 | Kudos: +14
you get a heat stroke and eh...just walk it off
10-06-2010, 02:06 PM
Junior Member
near Tucson, Arizona
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 24 | Kudos: +10
You break a sweat putting christmas lights on your house.. - And when you take them off!!
When it starts raining everyone comes outside and looks up.
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