I was born and raised in Ohio. The weather is temperate, the people are generally polite, compared to many places I have been, and I can do just about anything I am of a mind to do, be it enjoy the outdoors, or go to the city. Whenever I travel, either for business, pleasure or for uncle sam, I know I am home when I see "Ohio."
"Even my henchmen think I'm crazy,
I'm not surprised that you agree"